Best Corey Quote So Far

“Sounds like he puts Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to shame.”

Update:

“He’s a bigger party animal than all the girls put together: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears”

Where the party’s at

Isn’t the internet great?

Am I invited?

Not only is Corey still not home, he’s having a party in two weeks!

http://www.defamer.com.au/2008/01/coreywatch_myspazz_party_king_offered_
promoter_job_planning_another_kickarse_party_in_two_weeks_time.html

More Video from Australia

9RAW: 'Not my fault'
What is NOT awesome about this guy?!

Wanna be famous?

The closest you’re gonna get is to grab a pair of those famous sunglasses.

But you’re not gonna look as good as this:

Breaking Non-news!

Corey likes McDonald’s!

…so what? I’m just offended that they call him the “dumbest.” Most teenagers who get caught at parties get a mark on their permenant record. Corey is getting famous, bitches! That sounds pretty smart to me!

Who is liable?

Australian lawyer’s are saying Corey’s parents are not liable.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23058917-2,00.html

Legally, it would be ridiculous for the police to expect a 16 year old to pay a $20,000 fine. Unless he already had a ridiculous promoting job from his fame.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23054390-2,00.html

Facebook!

Check out the group on facebook, it’s pretty comprehensive.

http://gwu.facebook.com/group.php?gid=9029181786

And COREY HIMSELF is on there!

Myspace Corey?

Could this be the real Corey?

http://www.myspace.com/coreydelaneythepartyman

Update: No, just some poser with a bad sense of humor.

Corey on CNN!

Please let us know if you find any more awesome information about Corey!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/01/14/alpins.aussie.some.teen.party.nationalninenews